Ask the Mother Lode!

I can guarantee that Tom Brokaw won’t be asking these tough questions!
Dear Mother Lode,
My friend proposed packaging up the politicians and placing them on the next outbound NASA rocket.  Do you think this a good idea?
Signed,
An Unhappy American
Dear Unhappy,
Only if there’s no return rocket.
TML
Dear Mother Lode,
I think Obama is from another planet.  Shouldn’t this disqualify [...]

The day when evil is called good

or how about this:
Pork is called “Sweetner”
Lies are called “jokes” (Think Biden.)
or how about this one—-Credit cards called “Freedom cards.”
But something that  unsettles me is a story from a Los Angeles McDonalds.  Here we learn how a man repeatedly punched a 16-year-old girl in the face after an argument broke out over who was first [...]