The Go Get’Em Scooter

The other night we were watching TV when a commercial came on about the new Go Get ‘Em Scooter.  “As comfortable as your recliner…”  It showed a smiling, silver-haired senior navigating a fairway.
“Join into family life…” Another smiling spry senior demonstrating her ease of mobility at a family gathering.
I started beating Jay on his arm.  [...]

You know you’re getting older

A new milestone yesterday.  Usually, when I get my choppers cleaned the hygienist would murmur something like, “You have nice teeth.”
After her initial survey with her little mirror she said, “You have a lot of nice dental work.”
“Thanks,” I replied in a slobbery voice. “It’s my kids’ inheritance.”
(Yes indeed- the slogan, “Put your money where [...]