I received my friend’s newsletter today. Dr. West Conner is a pharmacist who is dedicated to helping people save money on their prescription drugs. And you’d never know it to look at his friendly mug but he faces danger every day in his line of work.
He helps women balance their hormones. (Just typing that sent a shudder down my spine.)
“….Do you have a hormone imbalance? If you are over 35 years of age, you probably do….” the little ad said in his newsletter.
I did a quick assessment….with a little singing practice I can still hit some high notes….but I don’t have to pluck chin hairs. Yet, anyway. I wonder if that means I’m balanced.
Probably not but that wouldn’t be the first time a question of balance has been brought up in regards to me. My moods can be most capricious but that’s another matter.
Now Jay. Perhaps it’s the bean counter in him-He has more balance than a trapaise artist. He helps keep me balanced. And he brings balance to the universe, one ledger at a time.
Being in my mid forties brings new perspective to things. Like the proverb- “A false balance is an abombination to the Lord” now makes me wonder if one of King Solomen’s wives had unbalanced hormones.
And everyone knows what a rough ride is caused by unbalanced tires.
Yeah, balance in the universe is pretty important stuff. West has his work cut out for him. God bless the man and keep him safe.
And please God, for me….please keep me balanced and please, oh please….free from chin hairs….
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Hey, thanks. Once we can get the hormones back in line, you’ll feel like a new person. I’ll be your new best friend and your husband will gladly hand over the keys to the car just to make sure you stay on them.
Well, I’ve had the chin hair thing going on for a while now, so I guess that makes me unbalanced. (But then, we knew that, didn’t we?
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But I never could hit those high notes…
And I also wanted to say…it’s nice not to have to log in to comment!
This looks awesome T! Sorry, phone went kah-put on me! abrazos, ~mm